Minnie the Mascot

Minnie loves banana bread.

She loves any little crumbs that fall to the floor. Most crumbs are about her size (she’s a runt).

She’s fierce, and if she had a theme song, it would have girl power with funk.

Her favorite daily activity is playing alligator with the twins. Each morning, she dives under my bed and awaits in silence. When the kids climb in to the bed with me and snuggle, Minnie jumps out to nip at their feet.

We’ve tried to train her. We thought she was deaf. But she can hear the word “treat” just fine, so we figured out that she’s a selective listener.